Chester Special

The act of either

A: giving a handjob after eating cheetos.
or
B:eating cheetos and masturbating all day
cashier:sir you are buying cheetos and lube ... are you giving a chester special tonight????

customer: yes haha
by evancx19x July 31, 2010
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special-er

I'm special-er than you.
by Melanieeeeeeeeeeeee August 29, 2008
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Chelsea special

A steaming pile induced by alcohol and thai food. The result is very messy and requires numerous sprays of air freshener to mask its odor. Basking in the aroma of ones own chelsea special for a prolonged period of time may be hazardous to your health. It is recomended never to combine a chelsea special with a hot shower. If this mistake is made, simply saturate with tomato paste. Early symptoms of chelsea special may include rank seepage and/or sprayage and stomach agony.
Dude, I feel a chelsea special approaching!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!
by E-Werb & Cdizzle January 09, 2007
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Helen Special

When a person takes a shit and then proceeds to wipe it on the wall and leaves it for an unsuspecting person to clean it up. Its called the Helen special cause you don't see or hear it until its on the wall a la Helen Keller.
Man I stayed at this hotel last night and someone left a Helen Special for the house keepers this morning in the public bathroom.
by Barney Cannon June 10, 2009
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Stacey Special

Receiving a no handed blow job while driving.
On the way back from the Rays game she gave me the Stacey special.
by Mr Smiff August 21, 2010
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Max special

A sideways scissor kick developed in south London in the late nineties and early noughties
"Wow, that was some Max special"

"He's smashed it straight into the onion bag with a textbook Max special!"
by footballfan888 May 04, 2016
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The Brown Special

A daring pile of nachos with fine decorative veggies and the waiter goes in the back to place a large piece of dump in the middle of the platter right below sight under the lettuce. It is typically enjoyed in France and by most annoying people who are tricked into tasting the big nasty. enjoy..jerk
Testimonials
"Dude do you want to go make The Brown Special and serve it in your little brother's skating party."
"Hold on, the fat guy's still making it in the bathroom"
"I bet you can't finish it :) "
"You're mom said she'd take one to go? ..."
"When i grow, up I'll have my very own brown special :D "
"Would you like some extra corn?"
by El_Conquistador December 27, 2011
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