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Soft Launch 

When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.
Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"
Soft Launch by Joka June 1, 2023

soft top boys 

Boys that travel the world together with their soft tops. They are kooks that go to J-bay.
Did you guys see the soft top boys get wrecked on that wave? I hope someone recorded it

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.
My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.
soft fired by Little Johnny July 16, 2023

soft faced boy 

When I guy is attractive but could be a little or secretly gay
When your friend shows you his insta:
“Ohh he’s cute, but he’s a bit of a soft faced boy
soft faced boy by Asssshhhh July 28, 2023

soft with my hands 

When someone is genital with there hands in a sexual matter with them selfs of a partner
I’m soft with my hands when touching you
soft with my hands by Zerojj August 15, 2023

Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!
Soft Boston by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023