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sneak haters 

When people that are your friends (or are supposed to be) tell you fucked up jokes right to your face, insulting fucking jokes followed by a "nah nah nah". Those people are sneak haters. NOTE: There's a thin line between fucking around with your friends which is a normal thing to do, and sneak hating. If your friends are doing this to you, they're probably also talking shit behind your back.
Man, last time I saw Joe at that party he kept making fun of my Shoes, but when I raised an issue he'd just say "I'm just kidding bro, take it easy". That fucker was sneak hating on me so hard! I'm sure he was making fun of me later at the party after I left! Can't trust those sneak haters.
sneak haters by tess tickle 00 December 3, 2018

sneakchild 

A description that applies to the best type of person: someone who embodies cheekiness and slyness in a highly positive sense of the concept.

Confusingly, most people described as sneakchildren are likely to be adolescents or young adults.
He is such a sneakchild. Just look at that expression. I don't know if I just want to pat him on the head, hug him, jump up and down in excitement or rofl. His sneaky cheekiness makes me happy.
sneakchild by sneakerdoodle January 17, 2019

Sneaky Squeaker 

A quiet but high pitched fart that can be used to surprise enemies.
George let off a mean sneaky squeaker that smelt rancid.

Sneakerheads 

A person who collects expensive sneakers
Anthony and TJ are both sneakerheads
Sneakerheads by TheSneakerHeadddd August 11, 2019

Sneaky Peet 

When you're showering with your girl and as she lathers up her hair and tucks back under the water, you piss all over her feet. This secret golden shower is known as the Sneaky Peet.
"I pulled a sneaky peet on the old lady last night in the shower."

"What's that?"

"Its when you give her a golden shower but she doesn't even know"
Sneaky Peet by Get Crumpd September 17, 2019

sneaky barstool 

A friend who lets you down when you need him most, and leaves you flat on your arse like a barstool that isn't there when you go to sit on it. See also barstool.
That sneaky barstool Blue said he'd put up my bail but he never showed so I had to spend the night in jail!
sneaky barstool by Croc Cowboy September 18, 2019