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sonic shuffle

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.
Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"
by Dirty_toothbrush June 15, 2018
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blind shuffle

when you shuffle your playlist without looking at the upcoming songs
by trakasis December 9, 2017
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Shuffled

When someone is unsure whether or not they are asexual (aka ace), and are questioning it.
“I think girls look pretty but I can’t tell if it’s sexual attraction or just aesthetic attraction. I don’t know if I’m an ace. I’m shuffled.”
by ThePipYay November 4, 2021
mugGet the Shuffledmug.

Bahaatoeima Shuffle

A shuffle created by the ancient egyptian king, King Bahaatoeima the III. It was a shuffle created by King B, to show remorse towards his workers thousands of years ago.
"I shall do the bahaatoeima shuffle to show remorse.."
by Minecraftcreeper4928 January 3, 2024
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Shuffle Twist 3000

This is when someone grabs ahold of a penis with two hands and begins twisting in opposite directions.
Dude, Alexis gave me the best Shuffle Twist 3000 job of my life last night!
by FuckAndSuck November 27, 2019
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Reimbursement Shuffle

Complicated series of dance moves required to get money back from the Treasurer. This is after spending your own money for company business. First you need to find all partners (the signer, the payee, and the treasurer,) and get them in the same room.

Once the dance card is full, you must have your paperwork in order or the whole dance will end and you have to start all over.
Alison*: Holly, are you ready to dance! It's Reimbursement Shuffle time!

Holly*: (look of terror) Oh god, no! can't you just donate it to the company? I am not in the groove for the Reimbursement Shuffle.
by Prissy99 April 29, 2009
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shuffle me good

when you shuffle a deck of cards really well for someone... geez get your head out of the gutter you pervert
Can you shuffle me good?

Of course i can!
by buddyluv11 May 24, 2017
mugGet the shuffle me goodmug.

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