desktop shuffling

In order to look busy, the lasy computer user just shuffles windows around his desktop with the odd grunt and sigh as if he/she is working hard.

Oh look at him doing nothing and just desktop shuffling.

by mattyp01 August 10, 2017

Ashkenazi shuffle

An Ashkenazi shuffle is when someone employs high verbosity and obfuscative language in an attempt to bewilder or confuse their opponent in an argument. It can involve using complex language, irrelevant details, or tangential arguments to divert attention from the central topic or to make it difficult for others to follow the discussion. It can be perceived as a form of intellectual manipulation, aimed at gaining an advantage in a debate or discussion, often characterized by a style that resembles a rhetorical dance, where clarity and directness are intentionally obscured. Especially in a way that the user deems to be characteristic of a Jewish person.

"Instead of providing straightforward answers, the politician engaged an Ashkenazi shuffle, leaving the audience confused about his stance on the issue."

by Canyon Writer July 8, 2024

Georgia Shuffle

The act of candidates dropping out of a race and declaring candidacy in another race for the purpose of a more complex and elaborate political plan. A Georgia Shuffle usually includes three or more candidates.

Donald Trump's endorsement of Vernon Jones in GA-10 was part of a Georgia Shuffle.

by PatrickWitt April 6, 2022

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020

Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.

After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.

by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020

la shuffle

The LA shuffle is when someone walks down the middle of the street while peeing.

There goes Nate doing the LA shuffle.

by CrossFaded July 25, 2017

memphis shuffle

a quater note with a dotted 16th note lead in to the next unit over an over....duh, de- duh pattern created by Curtis Mayfield from Memphis...Tennessee...

Curtis Mayfield created the Memphis shuffle

by little roger November 21, 2015