A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.
Tonight I'm going to salt the pineapple.
by Heavy Hammer December 08, 2015
meaning that a woman shakes salt on the partners penis giving a scratching feeling during intercourse
by R-LACK January 09, 2010
He got salted down.
by Judge dredd7 December 26, 2011
The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 09, 2023
the salt pack refers to the mafia/gang at bayshore highschool, who are disguised as packets of salt, thus the term "Salt Pack". They strike often in times of akward silence, but have been known to strike in the middle of one's speech, usually aiming for the face.
for one to be "hit by the salt pack" means something embarrassing to happen to that person.
for one to be "hit by the salt pack" means something embarrassing to happen to that person.
guy 1 : "the other day i was-"
*a packet of salt is blown up by the wind and nails him in the face*
guy 2: "oh snap, you just got hit by the salt pack."
*a packet of salt is blown up by the wind and nails him in the face*
guy 2: "oh snap, you just got hit by the salt pack."
by mlkfdt aethaseklrgsae December 05, 2008
Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.
by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011
Me and my homie put salt and pepper in her macaroni last night.
They really put salt and pepper in the macaroni when they hooked up.
They really put salt and pepper in the macaroni when they hooked up.
by Salt and pepper in the macaron February 28, 2021