shifty eyes

kind of creepy look that slightly turns you on.

Natalie definitely got shifty eyes from the hottie at the bar last night.

John and Alison were giving each other shifty eyes during lab.

by sandymaple September 10, 2010

Crank Shaft

Yet ANOTHER term for a penis...

Person 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Person 2: Just jerkin my crank shaft.
Person 1: DUDE...WTF...

by DXF May 29, 2009

Shifty1

1) Prase used whilst moving one's eyes from side to side in a shifty fashion, often to indicate the phrase beforehand was a lie or meant sarcastically.

2) Based upon the shortcut for an MSN emoticon.

"James you're very good at guitar... Shifty1"

"Nat doesn't drink or smoke! Shifty1"

MD: "Did you rape my Papus??"
Charlie: "No of course not! Shifty1..."

by Charlie Dimitriadis & MD Nolan October 25, 2006

balls and shaft

The previous definition couldn't be further from the truth. If something is the "balls and shaft," it means that it is "the balls" but cooler. Same definition of "the balls" applies, but more emphasis is put on the coolness of something.

Bro, Santonio Holmes is the balls and shaft of Super Bowl 44... that catch was unbelievable.

Bruce Springsteen is the balls and shaft period. Anyone who can pull off a sliding croth move during the Super Bowl halftime show deserves the title of the "balls and shaft."

by confidencewillgetyoulaid February 8, 2009

shiftcommathree

A clever way of saying "I Love You"

Stems off of the overused symbol "<3" in which you hit the SHIFT key then the comma key and then three.

Lyke ohemgee Kyle I totally shiftcommathree you even more now that you bought me dinner!

by Shelbings June 3, 2005

colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

Gear shifter

When a girl is giving a handjob she thinks it it necessary to pull guy's penis forward and backward similar to that of a car's manual transmission. Also can simply refer to a bad handjob.

Bob: I hooked up with that girl last night

Bill: Was it good?

Bob: No... I got the Gear shifter

by Nicholas Freedman July 4, 2008