alley-scoop

When a hockey player scoops the puck up off the ice, from behind the goal net, lifts it over the top of the net and another player is able to slap the puck into the net for a goal scoring play.

Trevor Zegras made an alley-scoop to Sonny Milano who hit the puck out of mid-air, into the goal for a score.

by Spanky D December 13, 2021

Full scomo

The act of getting blind and ignoring all responsibilities

Got my house warming this weekend, gunna go full scomo, not holding back

by SANTA_691 February 23, 2022

Pooper-Scooper

1. An amazing invention that is used in the elusive art of poop-gathering

2. The worst type of person, the pooper-scooper is the kind of person that does stuff just to annoy people.

1. I used my pooper-sooper to pick up all this poop!

2. You are a fricking pooper-scooper.

by HydroGenesis March 8, 2022

Goop Scooper

When a man gets sloppy seconds and the mushroom shape of the penis “scoops out the goop” from another man ejaculation.

Bro did you seriously just fuck Jerry’s ex? Damn, goop scooper!

by MORRTOONNN April 20, 2022

The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.

"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."

by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022

Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil

Fetish. When you eat a girls unwashed nether region and there are feces particles stuck to it.

Did you hear? Norace met this girl who loves Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil. He’s lucky

by Jason Mimosa June 14, 2022

Gotty Scomez

Gotty is a popular Hockey player of Alaska fame who is well liked and considered to be a great person. When he is not dominating on ice he is walking through gyms looking for youth to inspire.

One such youth was named Andy, and Andy was trying to lose weight and better himself. Gotty Scomez said to Andy, “Young man your dreams are like wet scrambled eggs… even if the whole world doesn’t believe in it, if you believe in it, that’s what makes them real.” Handy Andy’s life as changed forever.

- The Gorilla from Warzone

Gotty Scomez is a heroic hockey player from Alaska

by BudBailey September 12, 2022