Robert Hunter biden

The most charming cutest boy in America. The only boy I would simp for

Damm their is Robert hunter biden sheshh ❤️🥺

by Badestbitch February 15, 2021

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is the one and only gorgeous Edward Cullen from Twilight and the hearthrob Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter. He looks fabulous during both of these movies, and yet, whenever you see him in the real world he is unshaven and it looks like he has just gotten out of bed. He's trying to pull off the tough guy look, and it doesn't suit him in the slightest way! He doesn't need to try so hard, because it looks crappy and he doesn't need help with girls anyway.Trust me, probably every girl in america has heard of him and at least one half want to marry him. He is still so sexy, but he could go far with combing his hair before going out in public. I am a HUGE fan of both Harry Potter and the Twilight Series, so just know that Robert is HOT, but he always looks like he just came out of a hangover.

Why can't gorgeous Robert Pattinson look like Edward Cullen or Cedric Diggory? Is it his crapped hair or the way he always looks mad?

by TwilightLover09 March 22, 2009

Robed

When a person ingests a large amount of the cough suppresant Dextromethorphan, which is the active ingredient in Robitussin and other brands of cough syrup. Robed is derived from Robitussin.

Let's get robed and go to the mall.

by MITB April 19, 2006

Robert

A Robert is an inconsiderate piece of trash who only cares about himself. He is a sly and sneaky person when it comes to sleeping with girls. A Robert is not trustworthy or honest to people, so do not fool yourself and believe you are special to him because at the end of the day he only wants sex.

Him: you're so special to me. Want to have sex?

Me: you're such a robert!

by Ihatemyname123 March 14, 2017

Robert

FPH: Fat pumpkin head, fukstik, lebo arab loner. Chillax this is graus.

Robert Mokbel

by rahgioshsahsd October 26, 2010

Robert Pattinson

The actor who plays Edward Sparklefag in the Twilight movie. A confirmed Anti, he has openly declared that he thinks Stephanie Meyer's writing is ridiculous. Before acting in Twilight, he played Cedric Diggory, a rather underappreciated performance. Poor guy should've read the book before he signed up. Ah well, he's getting paid, and he only has one more movie to do.
Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.

Stalker: OMG ROBERT MARRY ME YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.

by Fnord of the Bananas August 27, 2010

Robert

An annoying old man with a small trouser snake

Robert is gay

by Gggggggggbb June 10, 2016