riding jew

Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.

"I saw Ted riding Jew after Paul dropped off Chico."

by JohnnyBadboy April 17, 2014

reading a textbook

An activity that extremely mentally accelerated individuals do not choose to partake in from the perceived notion that it is a waste of time for their intellectual pursuits; for others this also means running their head into a brick wall and trying to find things to highlight that could possibly be meaningful for future reference when in reality it only devalues the book's resale value.

Kyle doesn't partake in a reading a textbook cause otherwise it'd be a Chiang reaction of boredom; but that's because he's smarft. Such smarft wow.

by That handle is already in use July 11, 2014

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

Riding longo

someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.

Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...

by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015

Riding the Buick

To get really sick when drinking. The Buick cars used to be a rough ride and it made people sick especially when they had been drinking.

person 1: Hey man were you Riding the Buick last night after that party?
person 2: Yeah, I puked my guts out.

by blueknight187 April 12, 2015

riding the rapids

When a woman ejaculates while you're fucking her in the pussy, you neither pull out nor let her squirm away but ram your cock in deeper to make her squirt harder.

"I hit it so good that I was riding the rapids after only five minutes of beating up them guts."

by xurdy999 December 2, 2015

Reading

When you presently are in a book.

Stop reading Uncle Victor's story!

by bluebomb534 January 24, 2016