Half-pipe Special

The act of laying on your back on the bed with your feet up over your head secured by the headboard so it enables you to suck your own dick.

Man, I gave myself a crazy half-pipe special last night. Now my back is killing me.

by getfisted December 11, 2012

Milwaukee Milk-pipe

When a group of girls masturbate with their friends into a huge bucket, then start spitting, pissing, shitting, and bleeding into the bucket. When filled, they tie a guy down and put a pipe in his mouth pouring their concoction down it for him to enjoy. They guy is choking as they continue to shit, spit, and piss on his body and make him worship their feet. They then take off their sweaty socks and submerge them with water they ring them out down the tube as he enjoys some sweaty foot juice.

Brandon: "Ultan did the Milwaukee Milk-pipe with Kat"
Andy: "Wooow. That is disturbing"
Ultan: "Whaut? (Trying to hide the obvious shit in his mouth)

by RudeDudeInTheMood June 23, 2014

Cleaning Out the Pipes

1. Jacking off to dispose of excess cum (if it has been awhile since you last fucked) 2. Jacking off earlier in the day when you will be fucking a hot broad later (in order to last longer)

Since I was seeing Jessica later, I performed a Cleaning Out the Pipes!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Moldy Bag Pipe

When you don't wash your balls for a week and commence to tea bag a cum chuggin skank.

After a weeklong bender I met a sloppy skank and gave her a moldy bag pipe!

by irish ass monkey June 24, 2010

drain my pipe

To urinate.

I'm gonna go into the bathroom to drain my pipe.

by jonbecker03 June 8, 2004

Baby pipe muncher

A baby pipe muncher starts off as a missing pet. A full grown pipe muncher will steal a pet to be raised as a baby pipe muncher. The baby pipe muncher will be put into a new home when full grown. They shadow the adult pipe muncher until they are old enough to get their own houses walls and munch on pipes. As young pipe munchers they lick the pipes clean for the adult pipe munchers.

1. Omg look it's a baby pipe muncher.
2. Look at the baby pipe muncher licking the pipes.
3. Wow what a lovely baby pipe muncher.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

Shit-Pipe Elves

Some little elves that work in the depth of the bowels that use ancient Aztec methods of working your shit out, like using logs to slide it along.

My Shit-Pipe Elves are working hard today, I've had 4 shits and its only noon!

by bumflute July 25, 2011