acousta-pee

The act or art of trying to cove-up, disguise or hide the sound of urinating with another sound or failing that trying to muffle the sound of pee hitting the water in the toilet bowl. Generally it is a method utilized when the bathroom is right next to another room where other people can hear you urinating and you want to avoid the embarrassment.

Examples of "acousta-pee" include (i) turning the bathroom ventilator on; (ii) singing; (iii) coughing: (iv) turning the water on in the sink; (v) trying to aim for a portion of the bowl with no water; (vi) talking to the people in the other room while peeing and/or (vii) if you have to pee like a racehorse and as a last resort sticking your leg in the toilet and peeing down your leg.

John, having drunk 6 beers, acousta-peed by singing and turning on the water in the sink. Don have had a 12 pack raced to the bathroom and acousta-peed by sticking his leg in the toilet and peeing down his leg, thus avoiding sounding like a racehorse through the bathroom door.

by Stevo Redfish March 14, 2013

pee dab

little spot of piss in your shorts.

a laughed so hard i had a pee dab in my shorts

by piss in you pants November 04, 2013

Pee-ons

Pee-ons , Donald J Trumps favorite type of Mexican sex worker

Trump was in his Moscow hotel room and hired a couple of pee-ons to give him a Goldman shower. “Hey, why do you think my hair is yellow”?

by Thebassland September 30, 2019

pee bagging

the act of laminating one's scrotum with one's own urine and dragging it across the face of another

tim began pee bagging ron while ron was asleep

by kommander lemon July 19, 2011

First Pee

The very first time you wake up in the middle of the night to pee.

I'll take my contacts out at first pee.

by KapinKrunch December 28, 2011

pee-tastrophy

When you think you are done with on the toilet, but you stand up and realize you have not finished peeing. Pee then gets all over your underwear...a pee-tastrophy!

Fredy: Are you done yet?
Sarah: Yes, just pulling up my pants. Wait, oh crap, I just had a pee-tastrophy! I peed in my pants!! Now I need to change clothes!

by ndrew52 October 13, 2011

Tea peeing

When you cum inside the vagina and it goes into a teacup

Whoa I just cumed in her and it landed in her teacup. That was a good tea peeing

by Ihaveheese December 31, 2016