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Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.
That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!
by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018
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Paper porn

Also the videos that Paper uploads to Grindr. Basically if you watch paper porn, you’ll get his STDs
Wow I literally just got herpes from watching paper porn.
by Kuandkjnsljc February 14, 2019
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Panera Vote Builder

When you’re out-of-touch and cold call people from inside fancy restaurants. Often seen in flower dresses bitching out local candidates and making patty points.
Jocelyn was upset that Charlie Sheen Jr. wasn’t making enough patty points on his Panera Vote Builder.
by LibertarianBrosPAC April 30, 2019
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Paper Technician

Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.
Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.
by Deimosian May 4, 2019
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Paper Town

Grand Forks is such a paper town”
by laurenco July 20, 2019
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Paper back pain

When you tear so many papers apart that it starts to affect you back
I’ve been ripping apart so many papers that my back and arm are killing me who needs the gym when you got that am I right paper back pain!!!
by Tranny Sammy March 25, 2019
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Paper boss

A desk sitting pencil pusher who makes decisions on paper that affect real people's lives.
The paper boss saw a chance to pickup an extra contract so, we're now working double shifts and weekends for the foreseeable future.
by $#!+ #€@d August 23, 2019
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