Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Paper back pain

When you tear so many papers apart that it starts to affect you back

I’ve been ripping apart so many papers that my back and arm are killing me who needs the gym when you got that am I right paper back pain!!!

by Tranny Sammy March 25, 2019

marine toilet paper

Euphemism for godawful toilet paper. Rough, tough, and don't take no shit off of nobody.

The walmart bathroom only had marine toilet paper. That shit was like sandpaper.

by Nnn21 December 21, 2017

Toilet Paper Hoarder

The great toilet paper famine of 2020. Shortage of toilet paper in many homes due to idiots panic buying them to prevent a virus.

Did you see Jim yesterday? He is such a Toilet Paper Hoarder.

Jessica took all my toilet paper when we went to the party. Smh. Toilet Paper Hoarder

by Lildrav April 7, 2020

paper towel hipster

type of hipster that prefers paper over plastic

Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!

by El-Paulo117 February 26, 2020

Toilet Paper Hoarding

A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.

Those fuckers are toilet paper hoarding. Of all things...

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Toilet Paper Douche

Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►

n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.

Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•

Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /

Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19

This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.

Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.

Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.

by Jack Jan March 16, 2020