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pony

i love ponies
a pony is a midget horse
by I HATE MIKAHEL February 10, 2024
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Poni

A girl who has fun music taste but will also say yes to learning about a blumkin. Prays on Sundays, and is afraid of horses.
by dipwhip69 January 27, 2022
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My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022
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Rusty pony

When you're hitting a girl from the back and unexpectedly slip it in her ass while simultaneously wrapping a belt or other restraint around her neck and sliding up making her carry your weight. Trying to ride her for eight seconds.
by That1guy555 January 11, 2024
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Charcoal Pony

Name for AN improv troupe in town. Members tend to migrate and hunt as a pack, maybe become hostile if offered tequilla.
Chad: Yo, did you hear that Charcoal Pony group had a show last night?
Karen: Yeah! I was there. Prudes didn't accept my suggestion of "porn".
Chad: Seriously? What jerks.
by The AwkwardTree February 29, 2020
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Pony

Apex equine: more of a stud than a Stallion and able to take a dick better than any Mare
Damn that Tom rides like a pony
by DownUnder1979 October 4, 2022
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Green Pony

A ride share e-bike. Named after the lime bikes brand in Sydney Australia. Best use is when you are a little bit drunk and you can’t drive home…..
Wow I got pretty wasted at the pub last night and i rode a green pony home. It’s still out the front of my joint.
by Triple pickles 333 September 4, 2025
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