Smoked Castro

Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.

That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.

by C. Woodriver June 27, 2006

smoke or poke

Referring to routes of drug administration, smoking ie. burning or vaporization and inhalation of substance and/or poking ie. intravenous injection.

So do you smoke or poke?

by gtrill February 1, 2017

swift smoke

A brief, yet satisfying blowie. Generally not performed by a significant other.

Damn, that swift smoke was ill! I hope my boo don't find out.

by Recko April 26, 2006

Giggle Smoke

when u smoke way too much and you cant stop fucking laughing

god kadance is having giggle smoke

by Kxeverett420 August 28, 2019

road smoke

fellatio while the receiver is driving.

Road smoke made the long drive seem shorter and more dangerous.

by dickcake March 9, 2009

the smoking kills

What? You haven't heard of them? The Smoking Kills is the sweetest band ever to come outta Toronto, yep. With Double-Ben action on gee-tars, and Can on drums, they will most certainly blow your ears off with musical sweetness. Hold your breath for the album, but if it doesn't come within an hour, you can forget that.

-MAN! THE SMOKING KILLS ARE SO SWEET!
-Yeah, and their manager is totally hot.
-NANANANANANA <3 *EAR LOVIN*

by Alexandra July 24, 2008

Smoke cock

Given the choice, when marijuana becomes legal, to smoke a fat blunt or some cock, the person chooses to stick with smoking cock because he is a homosexual who refuses to partake in recreational drugs.

Rob: Denis, when marijuana becomes legal will you smoke a fat blunt or continue to smoke cock?

Denis: Obviously I'll smoke cock.

by G1itter May 31, 2017