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School

The worst place you'll ever go. The moment you step into this hellhole you'll probably throw up at the sight of grade 9 boys with their perms and buzz cuts, you then enter your first class just to feel like your dying for 2 hours and 40 minutes. By the time your sentence has ended are you finish school, you are forced to go on a yellow trap of which kidnaps you, only to drop you off, 5 blocks away from your house, 2 hours later. It is now 6 pm and you have 7 pages of algebra homework. When you finally graduated, your parents force you to do 4-12 more years of that misery oain and pure motivation to kill yourself. school sucks.
Billie: Hey bob, i didn't see you at hell today
Bob: i faked sick so i stayed home from school
by Elmo+Carole Baskin = <3 September 16, 2021
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School

A place so full of shit. About 99% of the goddamn shit that you learn there isn't even fucking useful. You spend most of your life there and is a big pain in the ass.
School is shit and a waste of time cocksuckers.
by Rebellereign February 23, 2017
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School

A prison-like building that puts you through hell. First, you wake up at 5:00 in the morning to make you spend a painful hour getting ready for the 56th day of hell. Then, you get closer to hell around 6:30. Once you enter 'School', you are sat down to prepare for hell. Then, you have to listen to the teacher for an hour before getting scolded because you weren't paying attention to the most boring part about learning. After you finish 10% of hell, you go to a different class to do other stuff. But in 40 minutes after that, you're put back into the deepest point of hell, reading. You finally get done with the rest of hell and you can go home and relax. Just kidding! 'SCHOOL' HAS TO RUIN YOUR RELAXING TIME BY GIVING YOU FUCKING HOMEWORK!! YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH WORK ALREADY! You finally finish the last part of hell for one day and slip into a depressing life.

Just use Google to learn stuff.
Bob: Ugh I have to go to School
Depressed person: Y- you mean p- p- prison?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Depressed guy: Don't go there.
by Skeletonbones October 13, 2020
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school

Mom I don't want to go to school it all serves me meals twice a day
by i hate my life 98 September 26, 2017
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School

Six
Cruel

Hours
Of
Our
Lives
Class mate: do u like school
Me:WHAT DO YOU THINK CAREN “YEAH I LOVEEE SCHOOL”
by Im_a_pickle_bruv December 15, 2019
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School

A waste of time and useless education you won't need in the future unless you need to know the slope of your death; hell
Mom do I have to go to hell today? Sorry I meant school.
by Schoolishell December 6, 2015
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