to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

salts

S - smiled
A - a
L - little
T - then
S - stopped

It was not that funny, but it made me smile a little for a second. It is used when messaging another person.

Text messages
Person 1: look at this funny meme
Person 2: salts

by charlidameliocancelled November 19, 2020

better than sex and salt and vinegar chips

When something is so damned good it blows your mind, kicking the Hell out of both sex and salt and vinegar chips.

That puff pastry was better than sex and salt and vinegar chips.

by chrisssy226 April 10, 2024

Saltting

The act of two persons with the same name kicking a volleyball instead of using there hands and arms.

Nova and nova are in the locker room saltting.

by Oakland69420 February 13, 2021

Salt

To be toxic in video games, or generally mad at them after losing like a noob.

Dude he is sooooo salty! Wish he could just chill for once.

by kiwi101_ August 5, 2018

SALTS

Smiled a little then stopped

Girl-(says a joke)
You-SALTS

by Djcassidy June 9, 2020

venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet

Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side

Emma: hey can I get a venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet?
Cashier: ...sure

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023