myspace

Myspace is a website for rich upper class scenester bitches who really have no idea about what real life is like. Started out as a good idea for ADULTS. Then ruined by teen america.

wow, poor guy who has to pay for the server this myspace shit is run on...

by Steve N July 24, 2008

MySpace

A way for teens to throw away their lives talking to people online that they could easily text, call, or go over to their house

Tim:You have a MySpace?
Josh:whats that?
Tim:texting and friends on the internet!
Tim Dies laughing on the floor

by Clouds of YouTube April 15, 2009

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

MySpaceness

To be cool. Or to have a lot of friends on MySpace.

"Margee has a billion friends on MySpace." MK said
"I wish I was as MySpaceness as her" Izzy said

by Izzyg413 October 20, 2008

myspace oriented

when a guy or girl are always on myspace to see what their boyfriend or girlfriends myspace says and gets either pissed and/or any other feelings just because of something on someones myspace page

Steve: Dude i got rid of my top friends list on myspace now my girlfriend is mad at me cuz she not on the list

Scoot: Yea she sounds kinda crazy and myspace oriented to me, probably time to break up before some girl comments your picture and she gets jealous

by calaburrito July 10, 2009

myspace mugshot

A self taken picture, commonly used as Myspace or Facebook profile pictures. The picture is usually taken at an angle by the user, using a digital camera or cell phone camera. Can also be taken pointing the camera at a mirror.

Jane took a myspace mugshot of herself by using her cell phone's camera, pointed at herself.

by nfazer February 11, 2010

MySpace

The who's who of who gives a f*ck?

Myspace.

by insert_alias July 8, 2009