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Musically Gay

A man who listens to music that would be considered solely for females or for peoples of a homosexual nature, while not actually taking it up the arse.
Liam: "woah man, Andy has george michael and tina turner albums on his ipod!"
Andy: "lay off butt-nugget i'm just musically gay"
by The Jizzmeister March 1, 2009
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punk music

Music for the sake of music. If it's played at a modern party and can be easily danced to, it's not punk.

These are some of the leading punk bands:
The Buzzcocks
Black Flag
Blondie
THE CLASH
The Damned
Dead Kennedys
Generation X (Gen X)
Greenday (but only Kerplunk, 1,039 / Smoothed Out Slappy Hours, Dookie, Nimrod, and some of American Idiot)
THE JAM (some say they're mod, but they're the epitome of punk)
The New York Dolls
The Pogues
The Pretenders
The Ramones
SEX PISTOLS
Stiff Little Fingers
Early U2
Ultravox
The Velvet Underground
The Who
Wire
XTC (believe me)
The Adverts
Iggy Pop
Magazine
Talking Heads
And there are so many more, I can't possibly list all the best
Go online. Look up No Thanks! The '70s Punk Rebellion. That is punk music

oh, just so you know, there are no punk bands today

none
by the_penguin(oh yeah) January 26, 2011
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Music Dictator

One who believes that the music they are listening and playing is what everyone around them wants to hear, when in fact they are just being ignorant pompous assholes who think their taste in music is better than others, so when you try to listen to what you want to hear, the music dictator will turn his/her music up louder than yours, because the music dictator thinks your taste or song selection sucks.
Jim- "Every time I go to Sarah's house, her big fat brother always plays music, even when I am trying to sleep with her, her brother for some weird ass reason plays Marvin Gaye, he is such a Music Dictator!"
by eraserkid November 21, 2009
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Musical Boner

When someone sings so well, so much dopamine is released and spread, that it gives either the singer or the audience a boner.
Person one: Dude! did you hear Alice Cooper's Poison on the radio yesterday?
Person two: Hell yeah! I swear I got a Musical boner about halfway through!
by weirdw1232 November 11, 2013
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Elevator Music

Music you listen to while you're elevated, baked, lifted, stoned, blazed, or whatever colloquial term you use for "getting high"
"All we do is ride around and get high to it,
That's why we call it that elevator music"
by Lord Quas August 20, 2009
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Musical hypocrite

A highly irritating person who claims that music is their life because they listen to it a lot. Most tend not to even be able to play an instrument and it isn't earning them money.

You often find them on Myspace.
She's a musical hypocrite because she says that music is her life when it's obviously not seeing as it's not her profession, at all.
by S:RM May 20, 2007
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Black music

Music that is made (or was created) by Black people. The evolution of Black music typically follows the following pattern:

1) Black people create a new form of musical art
2) It begins a rapid evolution in the Black community
3) It starts receiving attention from the media
4) Most (not all) of the White population reacts with ridicule, fear and/or hatred. However, many Whites react with curiosity and admiration.
5) A corporation finds and/or creates a white artist as an alternative to the new Black art
6) Its popularity increases among Whites
7) Black people create some new art and gradually move away from the older art
8) Historical myths are created, which have the effect of marginalizing the Black contributions to the art and exaggerating the White contributions
Examples of Black music include any combination of the following:

Drumming, singing, chanting, dancing, the blues, jazz music, country music, rock music, funk, soul, heavy metal, reggae, R&B, calypso, zydeco, and Hip Hop

Historical Fact: The origins of literally all and any music can be traced to Black people.

Historical Fact: The evolution of all musical instruments can be traced to a Black and/or African invention
by Original_Man January 8, 2007
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