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Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!
Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!
by George Longfield November 19, 2020
mugGet the Jordans Mummug.

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.
Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.
by Kjabber February 25, 2024
mugGet the Eat a mum's potatoesmug.

Your mum

A good use word in a roast to defeat them
by Miner mc March 5, 2018
mugGet the Your mummug.

Ur mum

Insult which has no meaning inside ur bum if u want cocaine sex soz I can’t help u but I sell weed at www.childcaptivity.com so come get some pornos
Alex:ur mum

Ur mum: no ur mum! Cos ur mums dumb! Cos she didn’t know what I did to ur dad yet!!!
by Slnkythemadnman December 29, 2019
mugGet the Ur mummug.

Ur mum

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?
by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019
mugGet the Ur mummug.

ur mum

the mysterious figur who will come and beat you up if you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20am when you shout among us at the top of your lungs 69 times- she will also end up skimming your family.
mugGet the ur mummug.

sook ye mum

I think this is pretty straight forward its a nicer way of saying "suck ye mum"
player 1:
"your garbage at the game"
player 2:
"sook ye mum"
player 1:
"no you"
by bruhmomentumzzz March 10, 2021
mugGet the sook ye mummug.

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