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Moose

Moose is a pet-name used for girls who are beautiful, kind, lovable, easy going & love music, poetry & art.
Bunny Loves Moose.
by arnxve October 13, 2022
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chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.
After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.
by DarkSilver June 2, 2014
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Smokey moose knuckle

When you smoke a bowl and pack the bowl down with your finger then finger a girl with your resin finger
I smoked a fat one and gave this girl a smokey moose knuckle
by Turning point May 12, 2016
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Moose Nuggets

Noun: Poop, usually formed as a large pile of small turds.
If you're going down to the river, watch out for moose nuggets along the trail, or worse, bear poop.
Hose off your boots if you stepped in moose nuggets.
by Dymaxion13 October 29, 2019
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no ur a moose

"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.
*clicks on moose photo*
Phil Eggtree: NO UR A MOOSE
by UhmYeahSure April 6, 2021
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Moose Lips

Moose Lips is a term used to describe the size of a black person's lips.
Tyrone can really gobble down watermelon fast with the help of his big moose lips.
by Ieatnutz February 2, 2025
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Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
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