Wank metal

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.

"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "

by wank metal April 17, 2019

Heavy Metal

Music that described by normies is loud emo music but for people of culture it is a music genre for people who really appreciate the guitar and the levels someone can get there voice too it by far takes someone with a galaxy brain to truly understand.

I enjoy listening to heavy metal.

by Jamie Fernando August 30, 2019

Groove metal

a genre of music which gives you an irresistable urge to headbang (circularly) even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)

Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?

It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?

by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023

Sports Metal

an alternative (mostly European) name for the musical genre commonly known as Nu Metal, referring to the performers' affinity for athletic wear (hats, jerseys, etc.) and the music's prominence in sports video games and broadcasts.

(European accent) I'm getting really into sports metal. I just discovered this band called Limp Bizkit, have you heard of them?

by realartax August 16, 2023

Wallkill Metal

The action of being viciously skull-fucked with your arms pinned at your sides by the other persons knees.

You bro I Wallkill Metal’d your mom last night.

by Dixie McCarthy January 22, 2022

Gloss Metal

Metal that is inspired by pop but retains it's essence of heaviness and technical playing. Also characterised by glossier/ poppy aesthetics in the music video.
Eg: The new Architects, Unprocessed.

Love the new gloss metal.

by witty_donor November 14, 2020

Metal Gear

It can't be

Metal gear it can't be

by Veiynoum2310 July 5, 2019