alabama meatball sub

the act of shitting in a girls vagina then putting ur balls inside the vagina

hey dude i gave ur gf a alabama meatball sub

by doom sargeant November 17, 2010

beats my meat

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat

by white firecracker April 20, 2017

meat whistle

another word for a penis.

"Blow on my dick like a meat whistle you whore!"

by MT Sack June 21, 2003

heat of the meat

The heat of the meat is equal to:

The mass of her ass X the cube of her boob X the angle of your dangle

So when your railing a girl and she complains its too hard you tell her, the mass of your ass and the cube of your boob must be wrong cause the angle of my dangle is right on.

Girl: Owww that hurts!! Slow down!!
Guy: Bitch, you know about the heat of the meat, the angle of my dangle is right on.

by StratteraSucks August 8, 2010

Meat Raffle

Like a normal raffle, but with sausage, kielbasa, tubesteak, and other meats.

I heard your mom went to a meat raffle last night. Did she win the black ham again?

by Woody06967 December 1, 2007

Meatball Sandwich

When a man stretches his ballsack under his legs and into his butt crack. Thus resembling two buns and two meatballs in sandwich form.

I was on ChatRoulette and some dude gave me the finger. So I just turned around, bent over and gave him a meatball sandwich.

by koolkid47 June 27, 2011

Philadelphia Meat Hook

When a man is getting head he reaches around and inserts his fingers into her asshole and gripping with all of his might lifting her off her feet making her head swing forward. This shoves your cock deep down her throatgiving the best deep throat of your life.

Just as I was about to blow it I gave her the Philadelphia Meat Hook causing her to forcefully swallow all my baby batter.

by Gradie Train March 22, 2009