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Matthew

matthew is the kind of guy you would fall in love with. i know, because i have.
the best type of matthews are brown hair, brown eyes with freckles.

although matthews can be the sweetest and are full of banter,
they can be the biggest fucking shitheads ever.
they’ll ignore u.
they’ll upset u.
they’ll break ur heart.
they’re the biggest assholes.
but there’s plenty of things that will make up for it.
matthews are caring boys who’ll make the best boyfriends.
he ruins ur day then saves it at the last minute.
u may think that he’s a toxic person so have in ur life, but u can’t help but miss a matthew.
matthews fit as fuck, why can’t he snap me back
by loveulotslikejellytots June 19, 2018
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Matthew, a guy you will learn to love. He can come on as a jerk but eventually he finds his way into your heart. If you know a matthew get to know him, hes the funniest and sexisest guy you will ever meet. If hes your boyfriend dont ever let him go. Matthews go best with girls named: Brandy, Elle, Maya, Sara and Hannah. if a matthew likes you youll know its mostly obvious. IF YOU GET HIM HOLD ON TIGHT AND NEVER LET HIM GO!!!! matthews are good at sports and usally have very brown eyes and nice brown hair. Matthews are very very very good kissers and amazing at everything
Girl one: OMFG whos that guy hes so sexy
Girl two: umm have you not met him, thats matthew hes super funny and good at sports everyone loves him
Girl three: Is he single

Girl two: um no last time i checked hes dating Elle or Hannah
by Hejbxhdj May 10, 2018
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A Matthew you, normally shortened as Matt are very funny, cute, and normally has gorgeous brown eyes. A Matthew is a very good friend by always being there and keeping you strong. If you have a Matthew in your life please please do not let him go, because trust me you’ll need him!
Keep Matthew’s in your life!
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Two different types: #1 is a sexy beautiful creature who can lure u in just by looking at them for the first time. #2 is annoying and disgusting I don't think

That he takes showeres
When u see #1 Matthew: he's so Charming I love him... Let me go talk to him

When u see #2 Matthew: eeewww Matthew let me run away before he sees me and tries to talk to me
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That friend that always looks tired. He has a lot of hair and forgets a lot of things. He isn’t that good a paying attention either
Me: Matthew did you hear that?
Matthew: you where talking?
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Matthew is a kind of odd person. Once he likes he likes something he gets creepily obsessed and and never lets go. If you meet a man named Matthew you shud probobaly run.
Wow Matthew stop getting so obsessed giulia ur being such a Matthew.
by Mathew Sharpless December 14, 2018
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ohh Look its a Phat man its probably a matthew
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