You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.
You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!
by bymeok October 24, 2022

How was your date with Steve last night?
He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!
He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!
by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

A gateway to everything.
by CharedWood March 8, 2023

A game where you can fun destroy blocks kill the ender dragon also I heard that they have hidden versions check out Minecraft.net to find out or Mojang
Minecraft is a cool game
by My handle is to denfine gamepl June 25, 2020

"My favorite game is Minecraft!"
by URBANSAVEME May 8, 2022

by Holy_feking_sheet_ball June 28, 2019
