May 13

National Give Your Homies Head Day

National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13

You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...

by PoohsEvilTwin May 9, 2022

May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 9, 2022

May 14

May 14 is celebrated as International Kiss Your Homie Day. Show your realest mofos how much you love em by giving them a kiss on the cheek, or the lips ( No Homo of course ;) )

"Dude, it's May 14, aka International Kiss Your Homie Day today."
"Really? Well then cmere bro"

by bigbazoongas3000 May 12, 2022

May 15

Be nice to your siblings

Me: hey sis wanna go to the movies?
Sis: um this isn’t normal
Me: it’s May 15 national be nice to ur siblings

Sis: oh okay in that case yes!

by machary May 12, 2022

Ben Mai

Ben Mai is not amazing at anything; he is extremely mid. Ben is very unathletic and is easily messed with by everyone. He is often the joke of the class and is marked as the biggest NPC in his school.

That kid is an NPC

I know he is acting like Ben Mai

by Ah Jones November 15, 2022

14 May

On 14 May was born girl with popular older brother. She can be so happy to have brother like that.

- You have birthday on 14 May?
- Yes!
- Cool, you probably have popular brother

by Michael Cudi January 4, 2022

May 5

This day is national Grumio day. You have to bring your biggest spoon wherever you go to show your support to Grumio/

Omg its May 5 time to get my spoon.

by Anti404 January 13, 2022