mp3nis

An ego trip based on the size of one's mp3 collection; based off of the term e-penis.

That guy thinks he has some mp3nis, but he only has five gigs of tunes!

by PVA August 5, 2008

Mpamphs

Dark skinned person, Ermolaos' right hand, mafia boss, clean from drugs (except potpourri). Unlike Ermolaos, he prefers to have seggs with women of appropriate age(>12). Always carrying his AK. You dont wanna mess with a Mpamphs.

Person 1: Be careful guys. Mpamphs i coming
Person 2: *heart attack*
Mpamphs: Ez

by ErmolaosToG April 14, 2021

MPAA

Motion Picture Assosciation of America. An organization that believes it can universalize standards of morality and appropriateness in the social production of film, claiming, of course to have the best interests of the youth of America in mind. Thus it exists in place of parents, rendering the NC-17 rating useless (due to assosciations with porn) but hypocritically using the R rating as a junkbasket and thus proving that theaters rely on audience members under 17 to see R-rated films.

And it is also important to add that the MPAA is a great moral teacher, proving to everyone that nudity and sexuality are more harmful to young people than depictions of graphic violence. A beating, beheading, disembowelment, immolation, crucifixion, dismemberment? No problem! But catch a brief glimpse of a breast or a patch of pubic hair? Pornography!

Where would America be without the MPAA?

Thus the erect male member may become the last taboo of cinema censorship, although why tumescence is considered more of a threat to a nation's well-being than the numerous examples of stomach-churning violence, destruction and misogyny that are allowed on screens remains a mystery. --Allan Hunter, "Book of Movie Classics"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

mphoentle

mphoentle means beautiful gift.
mphoentle is a unisex name, those who bare the name are very kind hearted and loving, make sure you keep them very close.

oh em gee, is that mphoentle? i wish she/he was my boyfriend.

by ma.ndyy January 26, 2021

ironic.mp4

Just a nigga who has ultra clout and a rocket launcher

That nigga walking by is an ironic.mp4

by ironic.mp4 September 27, 2017

mplp

"me parto la polla" in spanish, which is like "lmao"

it literally means to break your dick

*something funny*
mplp

by aserejé November 8, 2015

horsedick.mpeg

The greatest rapper on the face of the earth. Known for unparalleled hits such as "Ima Fuck a White Bitch" and "Suck My Dick While I Fuck That Ass". He is, in fact, so amazing that when his last CD dropped, people were killed at Tower Records. He appears in the 2009 comedy "Miss March".

Note: You must say ".mpeg". Just saying "horsedick" is incorrect and rather disrespectful.

We should totally get horsedick.mpeg to get us into the playboy mansion, he's like the biggest star on the planet.

by OMGitsShelby!!! March 15, 2009