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School Lunch

Prison food. It comprises of:
Overcooked tater tots
Burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants and other abandoned, dirty gardens
Old apple juice
3 week expired milk
Disgusting wiggly french fries
Moldy potato skin and expired butter
And desserts that are crap, like
Melted ice cream sandwiches
Old cake
Cupcakes that look like crap.
Old bread.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 20, 2021
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lunch monitor

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.
*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!
by theRealone3 May 4, 2020
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K mi lunch

K mi lunch doesn't deal with reality. Only falsehood. Everybody's trick.
K mi lunch is a catfish.
by Sashaaisha September 5, 2022
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Pussy lunch

Having pussy for lunch
Fred: I had a pussy lunch
by Fuck dog 37 May 31, 2022
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Wanna hop on lunch lady?

To perform rough, yet intimate, lesbian sex. Trans people are also included in the hopping on lunch lady community.
by Pasoon brandon April 23, 2021
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Lunch for breakfast

The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.
John: What did you and Sally do this morning?

Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
by Tdar69 September 18, 2017
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Free lunch

Yo I been gettin money for nothing that’s a free lunch
by YuOfTheNight October 19, 2019
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