School Lunch

Prison food. It comprises of:
Overcooked tater tots
Burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants and other abandoned, dirty gardens
Old apple juice
3 week expired milk
Disgusting wiggly french fries
Moldy potato skin and expired butter
And desserts that are crap, like
Melted ice cream sandwiches
Old cake
Cupcakes that look like crap.
Old bread.

I hate school lunch.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi June 20, 2021

lunch monitor

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.

*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!

by theRealone3 May 4, 2020

K mi lunch

K mi lunch doesn't deal with reality. Only falsehood. Everybody's trick.

K mi lunch is a catfish.

by Sashaaisha September 5, 2022

Pussy lunch

Having pussy for lunch

Fred: I had a pussy lunch

by Fuck dog 37 May 31, 2022

Wanna hop on lunch lady?

To perform rough, yet intimate, lesbian sex. Trans people are also included in the hopping on lunch lady community.

Hey gavina, wanna hop on lunch lady?

by Pasoon brandon April 23, 2021

Lunch for breakfast

The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.

John: What did you and Sally do this morning?

Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.

by Tdar69 September 18, 2017

Free lunch

Something you get for free

Yo I been gettin money for nothing that’s a free lunch

by YuOfTheNight October 19, 2019