Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012

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Sacking Your Lunch

When you whack off into a condom.

My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.

Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.

Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.

by jj6jj6jj6 April 25, 2012

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touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.

1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!

by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011

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made lunch

Two individuals trying to be stealth about their relationship. When asked what they are doing, instead of giving the real answer they insist on covering it up. "Made lunch"= "made love"

A: What did you and YOUR GIRL do yesterday
B: Nothing much, we just made lunch

by thechek June 17, 2011

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8th Lunch

Smoking slang originated in Chicago.

When you and your friends leave school early or skip a class period to go smoke weed.

Coming back to school - optional, most likely will not happen.

"Yo me and Shula are gonna go 8th lunch."

by Kswizzllle May 28, 2023

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