The crown jewel of trailer park romance: shotgun a cheap lager in the shower while gettin’ your pole polished, then bust like a busted transmission and douse her dome in leftover brew like she just won a demolition derby. Best served warm, with flip-flops on.
by B-ready May 03, 2025
The crown jewel of trailer park romance: shotgun a cheap lager in the shower while gettin’ your pole polished, then bust like a busted transmission and douse her dome in leftover brew like she just won a demolition derby. Best served warm, with flip-flops on.
by B-ready May 03, 2025
by Adobada666 August 04, 2022
when you go to finger your girlfriend and your hand comes back out with a fully loaded (stale) tampon
“Bro me and Jane were getting funky last night but the mood died after she gave me a fully loaded chip”
by nowboiwhatthehellboi August 06, 2021
the top most level of happiness there is to exist. simply means “have a great time and so much fun” while three guys cum in your butt
100% one of the most fun instances those guys will ever experience
100% one of the most fun instances those guys will ever experience
by DRAWEEWEE September 02, 2021
When a man has full balls but is only semi-erect, not quite ready for the big show. He usually requires a blowjob or handjob before he can insert his dick into her gaping hole.
I was watching this dude in the shower, and noticed he was starting to masturbate and was getting loaded up.
by Big Lunch May 27, 2024
by Big Lunch May 27, 2024