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Slut loading

Slut loading is When one loads an oversized machine on ones jcb fast track makes the tyres shit
by Whats your mates name August 13, 2018
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Muzzle loaded

Verb - when your old lady or significant other won’t shut their mouth and keeps nagging you so you walk over and and forcefully shove your cock down her/ there throat to shut them up
Man, I’ll tell you what. My old lady was hounding me to do chores, so I walked over to her and muzzle loaded her till she turned purple
by Bootfuckjimmi January 27, 2023
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Trap Load

When your girl sabatages the condom and you shoot through the tip.
My thottie hit me with a trap load.
by md and the kdawg March 21, 2016
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by Rinnziddia August 25, 2023
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strep load

A load of semen from a man infected with strep throat. RSK
Taylor gave half the women in the Missouri tri-county area strep loads, now they all have strep
by PKARSK February 18, 2018
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Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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salty load

Giuseppi likes to cop a salty load
by Jamiefox101 July 24, 2016
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