To the left, to the left

A: A phrase that one says when they are ridding in a car and tell the person driving to take a LEFT, but they do not pay attention.

B: An annoying, but catchy phrase, in the song “Irreplaceable” by Beyonce. The use of this phrase does create a quandary, however. Does she want me to put my stuff in the box to her “LEFT” or my “LEFT”, which would actually be her "RIGHT"?

A:
Yo homeslice, you need to take the next left G. To the LEFT, to the LEFT!!!

B:
Bf: I don’t want to leave you baby!
Beyonce: To the LEFT, to the LEFT. Everything you own in the box to the LEFT!

by ES-dawg December 9, 2008

Leftovers

1. Food that goes in the fridge (often in tupperware containers) but is rarely eaten afterward and ends up in the garbage anyway.

2. Food that remains between your teeth that is consumed long after the meal in which it originated.

3. Residual feces usually found between the buttocks. Also known as ass cheese.

1. "I don't feel like eating those leftovers right now. Maybe I'll eat them tomorrow."

2. "Aw, I just found leftovers from this morning's breakfast!"

3. person #1: hahaha, I just found some leftovers when I itched my ass.
person #2: Dude. Learn to shower properly. That's nasty.

by Lileth January 13, 2009

bite my left tit

For females, a slightly more polite way to say "Fuck off you prick," especially annoying pricks of the opposite sex. It's important to emphasise the LEFT tit meaning that person is not adequate enough for the RIGHT tit.

When asked by your male boss a ridiculous request, the response is: "You can tell him to bite my left tit"

by Andie4444444 January 24, 2008

Left Side

The side of the Allen snare line that is better in every way than the ridiculous and unoriginal 'Right Side'. As of October 4th, it is legally a separate entity.

"Hey check out that Left Side, they make the Right Side look bad."
"Why does the Right Side always copy everything the Left Side does?"

by Brad Poe October 19, 2007

bus left

To miss an opportunity by a wide margin. By failing to act/speak/do something promptly, the window of opportunity closed.

GM wants to get concessions from the UAW in order to avoid going bankrupt, but that bus left a long time ago.

by Jim K July 25, 2008

Left Tit - Right Tit

U squeeze the left tit to get hot pussy juice and the right tit for cold pussy juice...

I like my pussy warm so I squeeze both tits at the same time...
Left tit - Right tit..

by blthrskt April 29, 2009

left of Stalin

An expression describing someone who's an extreme liberal/leftist, often to the point of irritating the people around them. While Stalin is considered to be "left-wing," his politics are nothing like most modern liberals or leftists (since he was a neurotic totalitarian autocrat), so the expression is somewhat nonsensical and certainly a total exaggeration. It really rolls of the tongue, though, which makes it fun to use.

Guy #1: "Blah, blah, Noam Chomsky, capitalism is evil, EATING ANIMALS IS LIKE SLAVERY/THE HOLOCAUST/(insert irrelevant historical tragedy here), I hate America. brb putting on my Che Guevara t-shirt."
Guy #2: "Guy #1 needs to stop posting his whiny left-wing shit on Facebook. Goddamnit I voted for Obama and agree with the Democrats, but he's to the left of Stalin!"
Guy #3: "You know, Noam Chomsky and Stalin would hate each other."
Guy #2: "No shit, Sherlock. I'm just being melodramatic."
Guy #3: "Gotcha. Yeah, he needs to shut his ass up."

by Irritated Moderate August 25, 2013