any time a poop rushes up on you and you have to clench your cheeks and pray you make it to the toilet.
by pseudonym003 August 3, 2020
Get the Kelli Poopmug. by Free r kelly January 21, 2022
Get the Robert Salvester Kellymug. A group of sexy rugby girls who lose every match but have a good laugh. They are lead by the “original Kelli” and obey her every word. Every individual Kelli loves every other kelli
by Pearl777777777777 April 29, 2019
Get the Kellismug. a phrase people say when a person wants to express his opinion which involves the rapper R kelly leaving jail
by z2spring August 1, 2023
Get the free r kellymug. An angel, plain and simple. She makes all my worries vanish. She is the one who has my heart and who has my soul. She is my best friend and my other half. She came into my life just when I needed her, and she has done so much for me. I've talked with her until three in the morning, have laughed with her, have cried with her. I can be myself around her, and she accepts me for who I am. She boosts my confidence and makes me feel amazing inside. My heart warms up whenever she crosses my mind, and when I'm with her I'm in heaven. She is the best soulmate I could have asked for, and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with her. And, of course, she is my lovebug.
Kelly is the best person I could have asked for to be with me forever and ever. I love you, lovebug.
by sjd103102 November 22, 2021
Get the Kellymug. by Seerf December 7, 2024
Get the R. Kelly free throwmug. Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"
"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025
Get the Michael Vernon Kelly IImug.