A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025

Sexy mind fucking bumble mixed with a little sexual butterfly. And loves when it is called Snowball. It is into tree sex and never regrets.
by VenHayz March 27, 2015

@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker
by Special skin walker day November 23, 2023

When a male or female takes there hand and in a deep stroking motion massages and stimulates the females clitoris!!
by Denny's sexy play bunny💋 February 3, 2019

by mnbjkl January 28, 2021

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.
by That desk in the back March 28, 2015

Kitty cha cha's is when you have an erection and you don't want it because of a social reason, perhaps you're at a party or a open house, so you get a nearby cat to scratch it into submission.
"I had to resort to kitty cha cha's at Christmas dinner with my girlfriend's parents because my slacks didn't hide anything."
by My lil boi dino December 22, 2017
