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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”

“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025
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kawaii kitty

Sexy mind fucking bumble mixed with a little sexual butterfly. And loves when it is called Snowball. It is into tree sex and never regrets.
by VenHayz March 27, 2015
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@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker
"Hey have you heard about the I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day?"
"Yes"
by Special skin walker day November 23, 2023
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Stroking the kitty

When a male or female takes there hand and in a deep stroking motion massages and stimulates the females clitoris!!
I made my girlfriend squirt by intensly stroking the kitty!
by Denny's sexy play bunny💋 February 3, 2019
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Naw kitty

when Eric Cartmen ( From South Park) eats a pie pot
kitty meow
Eric Naw kitty it's my pie pot
by mnbjkl January 28, 2021
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kitty trouser

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.
Damn dude you got her! She's doing a kitty trouser right now!
by That desk in the back March 28, 2015
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kitty cha cha's

Kitty cha cha's is when you have an erection and you don't want it because of a social reason, perhaps you're at a party or a open house, so you get a nearby cat to scratch it into submission.
"I had to resort to kitty cha cha's at Christmas dinner with my girlfriend's parents because my slacks didn't hide anything."
by My lil boi dino December 22, 2017
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