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jizz chips

Noun. Dried flakes of semen that are peeled off of some sort of substrate, usually being flesh.
After a long night of loving, me and Sarah just passed out afterwards. In the morning, she had a couple of jizz chips on her chin.
by WHTrunner December 5, 2013
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Tit jizz

Dang that baby loves tit jizz.
#davelovestitjizz.
by Canada Rulz December 24, 2013
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loogie jizz

To fill her mouth up so much with jizz blast it comes out of her nose
I blasted and the bitch loogie jizzed all over me
by autoliscious December 17, 2015
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Jizz stick

You'll find Herbert the pervert's frozen jizz sticks in the snow in the morning!
by Pnkkarma February 1, 2016
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jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.
John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.
by missoldskool March 21, 2017
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Jizz Missile

A Jiss Missile is when you you put a funnal around youre cock at youre climax and aim it at youre partners mouth so the jizz will shoot direckedly at there Uvula to cause them to gag from the amount of jizz shooting into there throat.
Jack "Yo did you here bode gave shaquein a Jizz Missile"

Erica " no way I want someone to Jive me a Jizz missile"

Jack " Ok come here then"

jack gave Erica a Jizz Missile Shortly after that.
by The big mamma t November 12, 2021
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Jizz Purse

A Vagina that is meant for the sole purpose of storing Jizz. Sometimes it's empty and doesn't have jizz. To open the purse you must pull and rub the zipper (clit),and then you can slide a penis into it. You must then cum into the vagina and now the jizz purse is full. Can be also just abbreviated as JP.
Damn that girl has a nasty jizz purse.

Dude stoping being a JP
by The Dirty T September 1, 2013
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