Liquor Jacket

When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.

Similar to a whiskey bandage

Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?

Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.

by Gonzo Writer November 19, 2013

Jizz Jacket

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

by b7random November 27, 2016

Captain Jacked

When you are at the strip club and a girl is twerking her ass in your face you stick your finger up her ass in a hook like shape in such a way as she can not escape.

Dude Bob totally Captain Jacked that stipper last night

by Hotdog Pimpin November 8, 2018

Lager jacket

Lager jacket

I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)

by Gaga on lager November 23, 2018

double jacket

when you hug your girlfriend and put your dick in her ass then another guy does the same to you

Hey babe you wanna do the double jacket with Chad tonight?

by skaeo May 16, 2019

cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow

"man, I got cow jacked this morning"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

Cucumber jackfruit

Noun.

A dumb person with zero personality.

This waiter is a cucumber jackfruit.

by Hadm1208 April 15, 2020