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june itch 

A Wisconsin term for when you jump in a lake or pond in the middle of june and come out with itchy mosquito bites, usually around your legs and lower body. It's is caused by baby mosquitoes which breed in hatch in May, and then turn into larva in june... and bite the crap out of innocent swimmers, before growing up completely in July and terrorizing everybody on land.
I was skinny dipping with a bunch of gay men and afterwards I got mosquito bites all over my damned legs! What? No, I'm sure it's not AIDs... it's probably just June Itch.
june itch by Charley F June 21, 2006
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Ect:
Me: hey Johnny

Johnny: what
Me: it’s June 27th
Johnny: yea and?
Me: it’s give a boy a scrunchie day

Johnny: oh okay
Me: “passes a scrunchie”
Johnny: thanks
June 27 by I’m a faggot November 23, 2019
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5th June 

It's 5th of June go kiss your boyfriend /girlfriend
Go and kiss him/her on 5th June

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A term specificially used to describe being sued by a Jewish lawyer.

It is a non-offensive, satirical term, emphasizing the ubiquity of Jewish laywers.

Shit, just got jued for $20M by Barry Goldstein.
Jued by Leigh Simons November 28, 2005
He's an awesome guy, very flirty.
He loves to party and stay out late and has many friends.He has a thing for gold. He is liked by alot of girls but stays loyal to one.
He gets distracted easily.Knows how to dance.
Junade is awesome
Junade by Nicky_Unicorn February 11, 2018

June 29th 

If youre born today and your name is rashad youre automatically dry and not a baddie
Diya: Hi rashad is today your birthday?
Rashad: Yes why?
Diya: thats sence if youre born on June 29th youre automatically dry
June 29th by Dxyaaaa January 11, 2021
National get ripped day.
Get off your ass and get buff to better yourself
Show them what they lost and cannot gain back
"Hey its June 25, wanna hit the gym?"
"Why though?"
"To get the body of a Greek god"
"OK I'm in"
June 25 by Holidays_Post June 24, 2021