jizz janitor

One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.

When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.

by Billy Bub Fukit. October 16, 2013

Jizz hole

The hole made at summer camp deep in the woods where the kids go to blow a load.

Kid 1: Hey, I heard some others made a jizz hole!
Kid 2: I'm going to stop by when I get the need.

by Ramuel S. November 30, 2013

Jizz Missile

A Jiss Missile is when you you put a funnal around youre cock at youre climax and aim it at youre partners mouth so the jizz will shoot direckedly at there Uvula to cause them to gag from the amount of jizz shooting into there throat.

Jack "Yo did you here bode gave shaquein a Jizz Missile"

Erica " no way I want someone to Jive me a Jizz missile"

Jack " Ok come here then"

jack gave Erica a Jizz Missile Shortly after that.

by The big mamma t November 12, 2021

Jizz Stomping

When you masturbate and jizz on your carpet, then continue to stomp it in to the carpet with bare feet in order to hide it.

Yo, Nitti you tryin' to go jizz stomping with me later?

by drizzydrerogers1 March 1, 2011

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers wherein they ejaculate into the pocket of a suspect/s

Hey bro, before you book him let me give him some of that Pocket Jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022

Jizz Purse

A Vagina that is meant for the sole purpose of storing Jizz. Sometimes it's empty and doesn't have jizz. To open the purse you must pull and rub the zipper (clit),and then you can slide a penis into it. You must then cum into the vagina and now the jizz purse is full. Can be also just abbreviated as JP.

Damn that girl has a nasty jizz purse.

Dude stoping being a JP

by The Dirty T September 1, 2013

Tit jizz

Breast milk; lactating male or female

Dang that baby loves tit jizz.
#davelovestitjizz.

by Canada Rulz December 24, 2013