jesus cabbage

Synonym for marijuana

"It's not devils lettuce, it's jesus cabbage

by Pretty.odd.stan July 31, 2017

Jesus Jive

A dance performed at a VBS or any very high energy worship service.

"Wow Mary Magdalene is really getting into her Jesus Jive!"

by Mablé Rekrek July 27, 2014

Jesus Crikey

A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"

Jesus crikey, that scared the absolute shit out of me!

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

Jesus Jugs

Any fake looking bitch that claims it's all about Jesus but sins on the daily.

Hey did you see Jesus jugs over there . Her nose is so fake ,it's going to crumble like Michael Jackson's did and fall off .

by anonymous December 14, 2021

Jesus Pizza

The biggest noob on xbox trying to be famous on youtube.

Dude Jesus Pizza is such a squeaker

That kid is so annoying , reminds me of Jesus Pizza

by AnonymousLTE October 10, 2021

feet to jesus

having sex with a woman, a sexual referance.

Fucking a woman while her feet are point towards the sky

Corey:did u have sex with your girl yet
ME:hell yeah i put her feet to jesus

by themjc96 January 4, 2012

Tape Jesus

A formal religion that exists in only certain minds. It is nearly impossible to join because Jesus is part of a clout gang.

Unfortunately, Tape Jesus is unavailable because his cult is worshipping him at the moment.

by Tape Jesus’s Secretary December 22, 2018