The description of a male who has sex with larger, pig-like women/men. The women/men have to meet the requirements of, being overweight with multiple fat rolls, a very distinct fat person stink, and a drive to get those jelly rolls jiggling.
Example 1:
Sarah: "Did you hear that Jake is having sex with that gross fat chick from the club?"
Jen: "Yeah, he has a total bacon dick."
Example 2:
Angel: "Hey hun, you ready to get a bacon dick tonight?"
Adam: "Sorry girl, but those small rolls don't have enough jelly filling jiggle, and would need a more overwhelming amount of fat stink for me to even consider getting a bacon dick from you."
Sarah: "Did you hear that Jake is having sex with that gross fat chick from the club?"
Jen: "Yeah, he has a total bacon dick."
Example 2:
Angel: "Hey hun, you ready to get a bacon dick tonight?"
Adam: "Sorry girl, but those small rolls don't have enough jelly filling jiggle, and would need a more overwhelming amount of fat stink for me to even consider getting a bacon dick from you."
by SalivatingAlpacas January 4, 2015
Get the Bacon Dickmug. "1337" or "leet" is a form of speak used my idiotic morons on the internet. It comes from the word "Elite", because those morons are elites amongst the rank is idiots in this world. LAWL, NAWB!!11eight
Bacon is... well... bacon. That meat stuff. Duh.
Bacon is... well... bacon. That meat stuff. Duh.
w00t! h4, u 5u><!
Woot(exlamation of being happy or something, ask one of them losers)! Ha, u sux!(Ha, you suck! but then written so that it hurts your eyes)
1337 bacon sucks.
Woot(exlamation of being happy or something, ask one of them losers)! Ha, u sux!(Ha, you suck! but then written so that it hurts your eyes)
1337 bacon sucks.
by ZOMFGLAWL July 20, 2008
Get the 1337 baconmug. Proper use of a razor. The pussy has a little strip of vertical hair above it. See landing strip, helps guide me when I'm drunk.
by Beast November 18, 2003
Get the bacon stripmug. A way of complimanting a jewish girl. (Usually a BBG) By means of saying that she is jewish (kosher) and hot (sizzlin)
by CVR BBGS February 22, 2011
Get the Turkey Baconmug. the phenomenon that occurs when engaged in an unwanted, boring, tedious conversation where your mind naturally drifts away and all you can think of is the deliciousness of Bacon and the wonderful joy it brings. usually followed by heavy drooling
(in head) man, I hate when she vents about her day when i'm trying to watch the game. I wish she'd shut the fuck up, give me a blowjob and later make me a BLT sammy. damn you know what, that does sound good right about now. mmm bacon. crispy, salty ... bacon... oh yeah baby (drools)
by Pimp in the Box February 5, 2009
Get the mmm baconmug. Mockney rhyming slang used at a private school in London meaning "never mind". Possibly common to other parts of south east london
Bacon also used on it's own to mean "mind"
Bacon also used on it's own to mean "mind"
Person A " got kicked out' the pub last night"
Person B "Bacon Rind"
Person A "what d'ya fancy doing tonight?"
Person B "i don't bacon"
Person B "Bacon Rind"
Person A "what d'ya fancy doing tonight?"
Person B "i don't bacon"
by Doo August 29, 2008
Get the bacon rindmug. My grandpa gets around, i hear some 20 year old ho gave his reagan bacon a petey pablo the other night.
by dickfarter December 9, 2009
Get the Reagan Baconmug.