Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.

That guy Jacob goes soft in the paint.

by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019

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Elf Painting

Another word for elf bar

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’

by Frikdandel April 23, 2023

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Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).

"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."

by Edward Hotspur September 28, 2013

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She Paints

It is a term used to describe a homosexual who shits on their partner while getting fucked

I can’t wait to get in bed with the new guy, but my friend says she paints

by Twistedgag December 4, 2023

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painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.

Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.

by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020

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Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.

I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.

by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024

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