I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Ark Week

A week fully dedicated to playing ARK: Survival Ascended (or ARK: Survival Evolved for the OGs). During Ark Week, players drop all real-life responsibilities — sleep, hygiene, and social contact — to grind, tame, build, and survive like true dino addicts.

Some players live by the sacred motto: “Every week is Ark Week.”

“Bro, I can’t hang out this weekend — it’s Ark Week. Gotta finish my Tek base before the wipe.”

by ElkeWeekArkWeek October 19, 2025

Disney Faggot Week

The biggest concentration of HIV cases on the East Coast.

San Francisco corners the West Coast HIV market. Every year the Disney Faggot Week becomes the East Coast top HIV spot. The most popular ride is the Rock Hudson HIV Space Mountain ride. It goes backwards.

by queensburykid August 14, 2023

sex week

The week where have sex every day . It starts on the week starting on Palm Sunday and ending on Easter Sunday.

“Hey Paul how was sex week?”

“Amazing, I just did anal on Easter to finish it up.”

by Pussyslayer000000 March 30, 2023

Slack Week

Also known as Reading Week, it's a University student's equivalent to March Break.

University student 1: What are you doing for Reading Week?
University student 2: Not much. Think I'll veg on the couch and watch soaps all day. You?
University student 1: I think I'll work on my Methods (Sociology) assignments and study for the midterm. Haven't decided what else I'll do.

University student 2: Happy Slack Week

by HasFurTwins February 15, 2024

russ ass week

A week that is so hard and challenging that just about any human could ever endure with their own strength.

I have had a Russ ass week at work becoming the leader in my department.

by Reelz Tru June 30, 2023

Harass Yavuzhan Week

Harass Yavuzhan Week, happens from September 24th to September 31st. During this week span, any discord member can freely harass Bgcord's Server owner, Yavuzhan.

User: Yo! Yav! You smell like ass!
Yavuzhan: Anneni sikeyim!!!
User: Too bad, lol, it's Harass Yavuzhan Week!

by Nekeh September 24, 2024