Horny Turtle Porn

Porn that is so slow its like a turtle making love with another but still makes you horny as babyeee

"Man"- Jesus christ almighty this is Horny Turtle porn!

"Woman"- I agree i think we should do it in slow motion dear

"Man"- Same Babe

"Woman"- Horny turtle porn here i come!

"Man"- Yeeee haaa

by Heather Wilson February 22, 2007

Horny Fall Syndrome

This is when high schoolers gain an insane amount of hormones and attraction to the opposite gender in the early months of the school year. This is most likely due to the lack of them during their summer recess.

Damn, my friend has horny fall syndrome, he can't stop going after girls.

by AnthonyTree September 9, 2018

horny laundry basket

something that is horny and likes laundry baskets, this can also be used as a comeback e.g your a horny laundry basket. this word isn’t used as often as it should be as its a good word to say instead of “damn” or “shit.”

jack: hey there jim
jim: hi, i don’t like you
jack: your a horny laundry basket

by h.s — so uno it’s me ;) October 17, 2019

I am horny

Huh?

Person 1: I am so horny rn
Person 2: Come over
Person 1: why
Person 2: were gonna jerk of together
Person 1: Hell yeah

I am horny, why? just stare at Lisa's tits for a while and you will understand.

by anonymous December 1, 2021

Horni nibba octopus

When the fluids won’t stop squirting octopus
💧 🦑 💦 💧

Juan is a horni nibba octopus, he won’t stop peeeing

by Icaca April 11, 2021

tres horny bois

the three main characters from the adventure zone balance arc. it is made up of magnus burnsides: the human fighter, taako (pronounced like taco): the wizard elf, and merle highchurch: the dwarven cleric.

the tres horny bois tricked garfield the deals warlock into giving them the flaming poisoning raging sword of doom.

by becketralph February 13, 2019

The Horny Owl

One you're fucking someone you don't know.

<while in the act of having sex one asks> "Who...who is this?" <thus, the Horny Owl>

by The Dirty Mendez August 19, 2008