Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.
Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.
The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.
Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.
The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.
My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.
by exsparky January 8, 2021

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!
by R.D Fitswell August 13, 2011

Hold hands day, in your house or class with your crush or girl, today National Hold Hands Day is the day where you have to hold hands with your girl or crush
by Yes ness December 11, 2019

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.
by anonymous January 21, 2025

by Titanium Steel July 26, 2020

by MrHaversham May 18, 2017
