Crowbar hold

Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.

Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.

The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.
My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.
by exsparky January 8, 2021
mugGet the Crowbar holdmug.
Use this saying when a person uses excessive profanity.
Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!
by R.D Fitswell August 13, 2011
mugGet the Hold on there "Pay cable"mug.

National hold hands day

The day where you have to hold hands with your girl or with your crush on December 12th
Hold hands day, in your house or class with your crush or girl, today National Hold Hands Day is the day where you have to hold hands with your girl or crush
by Yes ness December 11, 2019
mugGet the National hold hands daymug.

The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal.
Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your mom couldn't see it.
by anonymous January 21, 2025
mugGet the The Choke Holdmug.

hold up

When something is so utterly messed up you HAVE to question what they asked.
A : Hey, I just married C.
B : Nice, you two lookalike!
C : Of course, we're siblings!
B : Hold up
by Titanium Steel July 26, 2020
mugGet the hold upmug.

hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs
by MrHaversham May 18, 2017
mugGet the hold my duckmug.

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