Goonie Goose

Girl/or Women that is "after you" for your money, or is only with you for their personal benefits.

"watch out for them goonie gooses, they all in it for yo money you see"

by East T January 31, 2010

Goosed

To drink too much Goose Island beer in a short amount of time.

I got so goosed last night!

by ocgrad01 April 19, 2016

Silly Goose

Gavin. because he is the silliest goose of them all and therefore, the true definition of one.

“Gavin is so funny!”
“Yeah, he’s such a silly goose!”

by sillygooselover July 8, 2025

silly goose

another way to call someone dumb as fuck

i fucking hate him, he is a silly goose.

by koolepickid69 April 1, 2021

Sexy goose

A girl named Caity

Damn you a sexy goose.

by Bruhhisthereanynamethatsfree June 16, 2022

Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.

I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.

by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022

Gooses

A way to prove your dad wrong when it comes to grammatical errors.

You are silly gooses, not geese

by garnierairborn June 17, 2020