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Goose Machine

Male or Female person who sleeps around.
Your just a Goose machine ! , you know what i mean !!, Ramit !!! Ramit !!!! (generaly followed by a hi five)
by DavidCarr November 25, 2009
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Goosing, Goosed it!

Goosing is term that has be coined to describe a moment when a person (usually a male) has been startled and acts or reacts erratically. When the person starts “flapping about” this is a classic form of goosing. For example on COD if a player picks battle and then runs away mid fight this is Gooooosing. Any erratic behaviour is classed as goosing. But is best used to refer to or in context when a male is backing out of a battle or awkward situation to get away. Similar terms are “bottle” and “bottling it”.
Goosing, Goosed it! Ways it can be used:

he was gonna start a fight but gooosed It!

He was gonna tell her he loved her but he goooosed it.

This term was created on COD to describe moments when teams mates got scared, emotional, run away mid battle or see enemies and don’t fight. This is the most typical use of the phrases goosing and goosed it.Goosing comes from when you startle goose by the river or lake and watch it try and flap away.
by DRED FRED May 9, 2021
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Goose

When you have a whole rotation off work using vacation days and can not be ordered in.
Supervisor- I need to order you in tomorrow.
Employee- No way, I’m riding goose this rotation boss.
by Drew B 1 October 2, 2022
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ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.
Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!
by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021
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Goose

Threesome lingo. The lucky (or reckless) third who jumps in with a married couple and takes the bottom role. Called a “Goose” because, just like in Duck Duck Goose, the couple taps you and suddenly you’re it — running around the bed getting tagged from both sides.
“Bro, they didn’t just want a third… they wanted a Goose. I left that bedroom sore, sweaty, and questioning my life choices.”
by Jingle jangle balls October 8, 2025
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Goose Call

When a female is giving a blowjob to a male and the male spanks the female so hard while she deep throating him, the female produces a "honking" sound due to a high pitched gasp and the penis down her throat. (Typically done in a "69" position)
Dude i totally got B with the ole goose call last night. She was honking while sucking my off so loud.
by Urbandezz August 25, 2018
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punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch
After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.
by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018
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