failed banger

A joke that is intended to make the whole group laugh, but instead brings silence and stares at you.
Ed: That was like when Obama was president!
Everyone:

Ted: Failed banger, Ed
by elpepeswan August 12, 2023
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Fail-safe

1. Incorporating a feature to a product, when a malfunction occurs, capable of returning to a working state automatically.
2. Guaranteed to work, reliable.
"We've made it fail-safe by adding a extra NiCad battery incase the main battery fails."
"This recipe is fail-safe, anyone could do it."
by sigridda April 30, 2023
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Man fail boo

1.When giving fake medical advice/ trying to trick someone into believing its a real thing.

2. Any issue blame it on the man fail boo

Created by my sister 2025
Person 1:"Oh my ankle hurts a lot, do you have any idea what it could be?"

Person 2:"Oh yeah its probably man fail boo"
by Slugchomper February 05, 2025
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front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015
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Royal Fail

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"

Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 01, 2022
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Party Fail

Is defined as when you are drinking from a bottle, and its only a little left, the host of the party has to finish it as a shot
Its your room, you gotta do the party fail
by pikevilleguy December 12, 2010
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Roof fail

A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.
Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!

Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!

Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 13, 2010
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