english or spanish

The “English or Spanish” meme is a funny, absurd internet joke. It goes like this:

1. Someone asks, “English or Spanish?”
2. The person chooses “English.”
3. The response is, “Move and you’re gay,” making the person freeze in place to avoid the consequence of being gay.

Person 1: “English or Spanish?”
Person 2: “English”

Person 1: “Move and you’re gay” OR “Whoever moves first is gay.” causing both parties to stand still

by queerqiller June 16, 2024

English or Spanish

Used to make it so when English or Spanish is said makes it so the first one to move is gay

English or Spanish who ever moves first is gay

by Hecker_lilbro June 13, 2024

Englishness

Similarly to engrish, is a word used to describe incorrect/bad use of grammar or command of the english language

I full failed that english exam!my englishness was awful

by goofygoober009 October 25, 2012

english be hard

when you cant say a word/read a word in english even though you are english.

someone: how do you pronounce this word
someone else: i dont know, english be hard.

by oooowoooo March 23, 2019

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>

<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>

by Uilkarianu April 2, 2025

english handshake

When a gentleman, or a bloke, places his dingus on the shoulder of another person as a form of endearing greetings.

I was on the train cart and recognized a long time champ I have not seen in ages , so I put my dingus on his shoulder and he instantly recognized me! That's an English handshake. Anything else is an insult to the relationship and should result in a duel.

by Colonel Stinkwater April 19, 2018

Richard's English

How Richard speaks English
This is the proper way of speaking English

Thanks for reading.

Richard's English is the proper form of English

by reddotval March 8, 2025