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The type of guy to protect his girlfriend without life and treat her with respect and love also the hottest guy you will ever meet if you ever meet a dylan don't ever let him go he will be the best thing that ever happened to you and won't be afraid to fuck you until you can't walk for the next three weeks
Dylan by anonymous January 9, 2022
He should shut up sometimes…but dylan is funny
Dylan by Anabelle zarate January 11, 2022
The best person in the world if you meet a Dylan keep him you won’t regret honestly I love Dylan to bits you will fall in love with him it’s not hard he’s a gentleman
He’s amazing you won’t ever come across a Dylan again!!
Dylan by Tatty2k19 January 13, 2022
Also known as The Bernard this species is short but somewhat strong. If you call a Dylan Bernard he will put you in an arm lock strangling you but if he can’t he will beat beat his you to death. It is always best to Stay away from the Dylan in its natural habitat, earth. If you engage whilst it is in its natural habitat it will slap you.
Me: “yo Bernard!” Dylan:”I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT UP OR I WILL MURDER YOU!”
Dylan by AAAAAAAA_ January 14, 2022
(While taking to Dylan)
What’s up Bernard how’s ur day
Dylan by Sumbeer78 January 14, 2022
Dylan is the friend that when you are around with them, you better hope you have an air freshener around to help dissolve the horrendous smell of him.

He is also known as the fat friend of the group as well.
"I thought a skunk smelled bad until I walked past Dylan in the school's hallway."
Dylan by beastofthesouth10 January 16, 2022