Depression

S**t won't come out .

Mike is having depression on Tony's toilet

by A tea bag January 28, 2014

Depression-oid

This particular being will make you depressed when ever you go near them.
You must stay away or you will get depressed.
Have i just said depressed 3 times?
Meh.

This depression-oid does business.

by Jamessssyyyyyjuicebox. December 23, 2009

Depression

Common in 50% of American teenagers. Side effects include listening to Evanescence, posting cringy pictures of faked suicide attempts on Twitter, and whining that you have no social life even though you can easily have one by going outside and not being such a shut-in.

I'm afraid you have depression.

by Mamitomoe March 25, 2017

depressionism

It’s a word

See if you have a extreme sign of depression then it’s depressionism

by Depressionism October 23, 2018

Post Stranger Con Depression

This is the feeling i and many others who have attended Stranger Con (a salute to the TV series Stranger Things) hosted by Creatiom Entertainment. The side affects are similar to Noah Depression in which the day or soon after the convention you could be crying and wanting to be back at the convention and never EVER leave. You still want to be back in the arms of Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp. Now all you have to do is count the days in your Instagram Bio until Stranger Con 2019

Friend: hey what’s up?
Me: good, just Post Stranger Con Depression is worse than usual

by Schnappin_Out August 16, 2018

depression

Turn off Bright Eyes and stop moping on your LiveJournal. At least you're not in a third-world country where your life would actually suck.

"Wah, my parents hate me. I'm going to complain about it in my LiveJournal using the $1200 laptop they bought me."

by Oplem June 13, 2005

depression

One of the many side effects of being a teenager.

See also, bipolar disorder.

Teenager A: I have chronic depression.
Teenager B: It's because you are a teenager. You'll be happy tomorrow, no worries.

by Car-o-line October 19, 2005