Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.

Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.

by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023

Calder’s dad

Where tf he at 😹😹‼️‼️

Likes all the footy kids more than him

Bro Calder’s dad doesn’t exist

by Big Robo August 8, 2023

Fuck their dads

To assert dominance and show force.

The Puckers really fucked their dads in that game last night.

Show them who is boss and just fuck their dads.

by Dandrew November 29, 2021

Non's Dad

DEAD

Person 1 : "Have you seen Non's dad?"
Person 2 : "Non."

by Barry B Bensen December 3, 2021

Caleb’s dad

Caleb’s dad refers to a father figure who has disappeared or has vanished from someone’s (Caleb’s) life.

Lol your dad left like Caleb’s dad

by AnAnonymousUser July 30, 2022

Jonah’s dad

The father of Jonah everyone thinks is incredibly sexy and very breedable. Everyone wants a chance to get with Jonah’s dad.

Friend #1, “hey, what’re you doing later?”
Friend #2, “I’m going to be doing Jonah’s dad, he’s incredibly sexy!”

by DadLover69420 August 1, 2022

your dad

the person who left you for the milk

your dad left you kid

by meme boi 2947 June 8, 2022